5 Groan-worthy Stick Jokes 5/20/23 #socs #streamofconsciousness

Today’s #StreamofConsciousness Saturday prompt is ‘stick’. My contribution will stick with you.

1. Two sticks went on a date, but there weren’t any sparks.
It was bad match.

brown wooden sticks on white surface





4. What do you call an Englishman’s walking cane?
A ChapStick

3. Someone broke into my house and stole my limbo stick.
How low can you go?

2. Why did the bank hire a dog that collects sticks?
They needed a new branch manager.

And the winner is…

1. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.

brown tree branch on white sand during daytime





Linda G. Hill hosts #SoCS Stream of Consciousness Saturday.

Until next time
Kaye Spencer
Lasterday Stories
writing through history one romance upon a time

Matches image by Oscar Dario via Unsplash
Sticks in sand image by Marek Piwnicki via Unsplash





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