It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, because it’s always room temperature. Steven Wright One-Liner Wednesday is brought to us by Linda
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” George Burns
When you’ve just finished vacuuming and mopping the kitchen and living room, and you look outside… Cora is a
I talk pretty tough for someone who can’t function if the toe seam on my sock is in the wrong place. Linda
“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” Albert Schweitzer This is Dusty helping himself to
“There are three things that I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.” – Linus – It’s the Great Pumpkin,
Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Until we meet again,
When I achieve perfection, I will expect it from others. I don’t know where this saying originated, but it’s a common saying in my family.