It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, because it’s always room temperature. Steven Wright One-Liner Wednesday is brought to us by Linda
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One-liner Wednesday 11/23/2023 Getting older #1linerweds
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” George Burns
One-Liner Wednesday 11/15/2023 Dogs don’t care about housekeeping #1linerweds
When you’ve just finished vacuuming and mopping the kitchen and living room, and you look outside… Cora is a
One-Liner Wednesday 11/8/2023 Sock it to me #1linerweds
I talk pretty tough for someone who can’t function if the toe seam on my sock is in the wrong place. Linda
One-Liner Wednesday 11/1/2023 Impatient Cat #1linerweds #sillycats
“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” Albert Schweitzer This is Dusty helping himself to
We don’t talk about the Great Pumpkin – One-Liner Wednesday 10/25/2023 #1-linerweds
“There are three things that I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.” – Linus – It’s the Great Pumpkin,
One-Liner Wednesday – Writing for Profit 1/11/2023 #onelinerweds
Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Until we meet again,
Imperfect Perfection – One-Liner Wednesday 10/4/2023 #1linerWeds
When I achieve perfection, I will expect it from others. I don’t know where this saying originated, but it’s a common saying in my family.